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1: You Always leave the top down on your ocnvertible in case the Rapture happens.
2: You never buy green bananas.
3: You talk your church into adapting the sixties pop song "Up, Up, And Away as a Christian Hymn.
4: Barcode Scanners make your nervous.
5: You refuse a tax refund check because the amount come to $666.
6: You can name more signs of the times than you can commandments.
7: You believe that there is an original Greek and Hebrew text with Scofields's notes.
8: You believe that the phrase "church fathers" refers to Hal Lindsey and Tim LaHaye.
9: You get goosbumps when you heara trumpet.
10: You use the Left Behind Books as devotional reading.
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