Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses
started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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God Himself does not propose to
judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference
does it make which one you stay
home from?
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be
witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You catch
them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God
chooses to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark
where God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong
men to take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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