Christian One Liners

Christian One Liners Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you? *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Peace starts with a smile. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from? *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't put a question mark where God put a period. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Forbidden fruits create many jams. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God grades on the cross, not the curve. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!" *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* He who angers you, controls you! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* We don't change the message, the message changes us. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

Blogged with the Flock Browser

Bible Reading Plan for June

6-1: 2 Corinthians 10-11
 6-2              "        12-13
6-3: Galatians    1-2
6-4:   "               3-4
6-5    "               5-6

6-6: Ephesians 1-2
6-7:    "             3-4
6-8:    "             5-6
6-9:  Phillipians 1-2
6-10:  "             3-4
6-11: Colossians 1-2
6-12:    "               3-4
6-13: 1 Thess. 1-2
6-14:   "            3-4
6-15:   "            5  2 Thess. 1
6-16:                        "         2-3
6-17:   1 Timothy 1-2
6-18        "            3-4
6-19:       "            5-6
6-20:   2 Timothy 1-2
6-21:        "           3-4
6-22:    Titus 1-2
6-23:       "     3  Philemon
6-24: Hebrews 1-2
6-25:  "              3-4
6-26:  "              5-6
6-27:  "              7-8
6-28:  "              9-10
6-29:  "               11-12
6-30:  "                13, James 1
     

Blogged with the Flock Browser

Prayer for the day

Lord, I pray that justice will be done for this kid in Florida who was treated in such a cruel manner by his classmates and teacher.  No person should have to put up with that!

Lets see:

We have wars going on, earthquakes, people starving, crazy weather, and all sorts of stuff going on. Does Matthew 24 ring a bell? We were warned! Don't call me a nutcase, but it's my firm belief that Jesus will be here SOON!

Today, let's all pray for those killed, injured, or left homeless in that typhoon in Burma.

This week, we had Revival at my Church. The Guest Speaker had powerful messages every night. From it, I got a lot. I now realize that there are still some things in my Life that I need to let God handle. So That's exactly What I'm gonna do!

Christian

By Maya Angelou


When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin."
I'm whispering "I was lost,"
Now I'm found and forgiven.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need CHRIST to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and need HIS strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
but, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain,
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
who received God's good grace, somehow.

A common misconception is that once you become a Christian, your life will be nothing but smooth sailing. That is wrong! How can we grow if we had no difficulties in life? After a fairly difficult week this week, I've come to learn that the hard way. I am going to try my hardest from now on to give my troubles to God and let him lead the way!

We are born broken , but the Grace of God is the Glue that repairs us!

April 1: Mark 10-11
2: " 12-13
3: " 14-15
4: " Mark 16-Luke1
5: Luke 2-3
6: " 4-5
7: " 6-7
8: " 8-9
9: " 10-11
10: " 12-13
11: " 14-15
12: " 16-17
13: " 18-19
14: " 20-21
15: " 22-23
16: luke 24-John1
17: John 2-3
18: " 4-5
19: " 6-7
20: " 8-9
21: " 10-11
22: " 12-13
23: " 14-15
24: " 16-17
25: " 18-19
26: " 20-21
27: Acts 1-2
28: " 3-4
29: " 5-6
30: " 7-8

Happy Easter Everyone! Let's not forget what this day is about, the Resurrection of the Lord! If not for that, what would we have to believe in?

Forgiveness can be so hard sometimes. I've been there, when it comes to what they did to me in school, and what happened to my Mom. Somedays, I feel like I'm over it and have forgiven all the people involved, but then there are days when I just want to kill them! Forgiving needs to be done, and God is the only one who can give you the strength to do it!

To the Artist JESUS CHRIST is the
one altogether lovely.

To the architect He is the chief
cornerstone.

To the baker He is the living bread.

To the biologist He is life.

To the doctor He is the
great physician.

To the educator He is the
master teacher.

To the farmer He is the sower and
the LORD of the harvest.

To the florist He is the rose of Sharon
and the lily of the valley.

To the geologist He is the rock
of ages.

To the horticulturist He is the
true vine.

To the judge He is the righteous
judge of all mankind.

To the juror He is the faithful
true witness.

To the jeweler He is the pearl of
great price.

To the lawyer He is the counselor
and the lawgiver.

To the newspaper reporter He is
the Good News.

To the philanthropist He is the
unspeakable gift.

To the philosopher He is the
wisdom of GOD.

To the preacher He is the Word
of GOD.

To the sculptor He is the living stone.

To the servant He is the good master.

To the statesman He is the Lord
of all nations.

To the student He is the living truth.

To the theologian He is the author
and finisher of our faith.

To the sinner He is the Lamb of
GOD that takes away the sin of
this world.

To the Christian He is the Son of
the Living GOD, the Savior,
Redeemer and LORD.

Here's Something my Pastor gave me that I thought you all might find
useful:

March 10: Read John 15&16
11: " " 17&18
12: " 19&20
13: John 21& Matt. 1
14: Matt. 2&3
15: " 4&5
16: " 6&7
17: " 8&9
18: " 10&11
19 " 12&13
20 " 14&15
21 " 16&17
22 " 18&19
23 " 20&21
24 " 22&23
25 " 24&25
26 " 26&27
27 28& Mark 1
28: " 2&3
29 " 4&5
30 " 6&7
31 " 8&9

Lord, please give me the vision to tell if these so called "Poor" African, Indian ect., people are telling me the truth about their problems, and if they really are, please help them out. And if the ones who say they are preachers are real, help their churches out too.

Remember

Remember that your presence is a present to the world.

Remember that you are a unique and unrepeatable creation.

Remember that your life can be what you want it to be.

Remember to count your blessings, not your troubles.

Remember that you'll make it through whatever comes along.

Remember that most of the answers you need are within you.

Remember those dreams waiting to be realized.

Remember that decisions are too important to leave to chance.

Remember to always reach for the best that is within you.

Remember that nothing wastes more energy than worry.

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful
stroke of luck.

Remember that the longer you carry a grudge, the heavier it gets.

Remember not to take things too seriously.

Remember to laugh.

Remember that a little love goes a long way.

Remember that a lot goes forever.

Remember that happiness is more often found in giving than getting.

Remember that life's treasures are people, not things.

Remember that miracles still happen.

Church Feud

-

 

There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of
the Hicksville Southern Baptist Church..

It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached on
"Dedicating Yourselves to Service" and the Choir Director chose to
sing: "I Shall Not Be Moved". Trying to believe it was a coincidence,
the Pastor put the incident behind him.

The next Sunday he preached on "Giving." Afterwards, the choir
squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: "Jesus Paid It All".
By this time, t he Pastor was losing his temper.

Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two
built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon
on "The Sin of Gossiping." Would you believe the Choir
Director selected the song: "I Love T o Tell The Story".

Ther e was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the
congregation that unless something changed, he was considering
resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led
them in: "Why Not Tonight"?

Truthfully, no one was surprised when t he Pastor resigned a week later,
explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him
away. The Choir Director could not resist: "What A Friend We Have In
Jesus."

---

Bible Word Search Puzzle > Parables of Jesus Christ

--

Bible Word Search Puzzle > Parables of Jesus Christ

Parables of Jesus Christ Word Search Game

This Bible word search game has 14 answers.

E

X

C

W

B

U

U

T

T

R

C

Z

S

W

H

E

Z

E

O

C

N

N

E

W

E

A

M

T

B

I

R

W

F

P

J

J

M

N

O

W

S

E

I

M

T

T

Y

G

M

Q

U

E

V

D

O

U

T

L

X

O

G

O

X

N

Z

S

R

I

E

S

S

D

D

L

E

I

S

E

R

A

T

C

R

B

D

E

R

R

G

R

F

T

Y

R

W

S

I

G

T

O

J

A

B

O

U

T

A

U

I

Y

T

F

I

O

Z

E

G

E

D

S

W

L

O

C

P

E

U

N

R

P

H

N

H

L

A

O

E

I

H

Q

W

L

S

S

M

P

E

A

O

E

S

N

E

F

U

A

Z

L

F

X

P

T

P

V

R

O

T

F

O

A

R

E

E

Z

A

B

M

P

E

T

N

S

A

O

K

D

P

F

Q

U

I

O

Y

Y

D

S

B

E

L

O

S

T

S

O

N

B

T

O

O

I

G

O

O

D

S

A

M

A

R

I

T

A

N

U

H

Two Debtors - Good Samaritan - Rich Fool - Lost Son - Fig Tree - Unjust Steward - Tares -

Hid Treasure - Pearl - Drag Net - Two Sons - Ten Virgins - Talents - Sower

In my Yahoo Christian Group, we have been having a spirited discussion about the Rapture. We have members that think it will happen before the Tribualation,(My View), some during the middle, and some after. My opin is, if you're saved, it doesn't matter when it happens, cause you'll be going!

Here's a quick question to you, Readers: What kind of Bible do you use? Personally, I mainly use the good ole KJV, but recently I've acquired a version called God's Word, it's pretty much in plain English.